Towlie Quotes

>Towelie: “Don’t forget to bring a towel!”

>Towelie: “You wanna get high?”

>Towelie: (when high) “Oh man…”
Stan: “What?”
Towelie: “I’m so high right now, I have no idea what’s going on.”

>Cartman: “You just have no long-term memory because you get high all the time!”
Towelie: “Don’t preach to me, fatso!”
Cartman: “I can preach to you all I want ’cause you’re stupid!”
Towelie: “You’re stupid!”
Cartman: “Yeah, you’re a towel!”
Towelie: “You’re a towel!”

>Towelie: “Just let me get high, I know I can remember if I get high.”

>Towelie: “That’s it!”
Kyle: “That’s it?”
Towelie: “Yeah, that’s the melody to Funky Town.”

>Towelie: “If you ever go to a hotel, be sure to bring your own towel. You never know where hotel towels have been.”

>Stan: “Get the hell out of here, Towelie.”
Towelie: “So…you mean you don’t want Towelie around?”
Kyle: “No!”
Towelie: “So am I to understand that there’s been a… Towelie ban?”
Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny: “…….AGGHHHHH!”

>Towelie: “I shouldn’t get high to come up with ideas. I should come up with ideas and then get high to reward myself!”

>Geraldo Rivera: “Stephen McTowelie, author of A Million Little Fibers, is a towel!”

>Towelie: “You’re a towel.”
Geraldo: “No, you’re a towel.”
Towelie: “Well, you’re a beaner towel.”

>P.F. Chang’s Customer: “This guy is clueless.”
Towelie:”Don’t call me shoeless! You’re shoeless!”
Customer: “Yeah, well you’re a towel!”
Towelie:”You’re a towel!”
P.F. Chang’s Manager: “All right, that’s it! Get out of here! You’re fired!”
Towelie:”Yeah!”
P.F. Chang’s Manager: “Not him, you!”
Towelie: “Aww…”

>Towelie: “How spicy would you like your chang sauce?”

>Towelie: Maybe people will apply the lessons from my memoirs to their own lives!
Publisher: “No, they won’t, because they’re people, and you’re a towel.”
Towelie: “You’re a towel.”
Publisher: “No, I’m a big book publisher who’s not the least bit interested in your stoney memoirs. You’re a towel.”

>Cartman: “You’re the worst character ever, Towelie.”
Towelie: “I know.”

>Book publisher:”your not a towel are you?”
Towely:”if i was a towel why would i be wearing this hat and fake mustache”

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